The Awesome One

note: my life at home here is restored. my internet connection is back into my modem. yay!

yesterday, i should have blogged about this but internet was unavailable. so i pended.

so choon mei arrived at my place at 8am. nah, she ain't kiasu. *laughs* no transport if she'll ever come later. that's all. and joanne was supposed to arrive at my place around 8am but i tell you, her 8am, was a 8.45am. we waited for her like buah tak jatuh.

so we 3 had breakfast together. and what suprised me was choon mei didn't know how to eat yong tau fu. we both went blank - what's wrong with this itik? i had to tell her which to do first and what to tell the lady with the ladles. and this itik is more cheapskate than me. her breakfast was rm5.10 and she started complaining. who asked her to drink iced milo? sigh. she should be like me. drink hot coffee. blueks.

so we went to buy our cake ingredients. and joanne kept gagap-ing with her i-i-i-i. yoh. irritating wei. and what's best was we didn't bring any list of ingredients to buy. we depended on choon mei's brains. suprisingly, she could remember those ingredients. but what we lacked was milk and we didn't knew it.

we walked home. eh none of us can drive yet.

and we checked the recipe book and realised we lacked of milk. so we asked pondan to buy it. choon mei camowhored



while i was on joanne's phone sms-ing pondan to buy milk for us.


joanne was in the toilet, i guess. then we 3 camwhored.


her tangan too short. maybe she thought she'll camwhore alone. sigh. LOLs.

we were the only ones at my place.


i took. see joanne, diperkecilkan. *laughs*


this is to kill time and while waiting for pondan to come.


joanne's session.



choon mei looked like a retard. i have to comment this too. *laughs*


see this joanne. she like wanted to chop our foreheads off.



joanne is a babi.



see this itik. sibeh ah lian wei. LOLs.

and as usual, choon mei had her own therapeutic session with my camera.


just for a few seconds though.


yea, that's my curtain.

with more creativity added,


joanne became the fish.

and she went green!


she supported the earth. Woot~

so yen mei arrived. but she said the shops ran out of milk. sigh. so i asked my mom to buy. and we watched MTV. for the record, we watched the all american rejects' give you hell video clip for 5 times at least. and we kept commenting on it though on how the vocalist looked - skinny la, "oh, he looked like mr bean here", ugly, like ahpek, etc etc.

so we started.

took out all the ingredients.


and we started mixing. only the butter and caster sugar.


and joanne was the temporary tukang tengok. leaving only to choon mei and i to do the mixings.

so i gave her to do it. out of sympathy. LOLs. she has no experience in baking cakes, fyi. so we were quite scary. so we monitored her. like baby.


see this both itik and joanne. like having war. sigh.

then, we added the flours ingredients and cocoa powder.


we didn't use the beaters. we used metal spoon instead.


we did as what the book wrote. how innocent we were.

after the mixture was perfect, i splat the mixture in the bread tin.


then, choon mei did the perfection.


and she kept asking us for compliment. sigh. like we will give her.

and look at what yen mei did to her.


snapping her ass since she snapped her ass


the previous time we baked another cake.

so we put the tin in the oven and baked for 1 hour. and for one hour, we talked and talked. and once my mom asked choon mei whether she knows how to eat mee or not since she didn't know how to eat yong tau fu. LOLS! we laughed at choon mei like mad.

so the oven went TING after 1 hour. we put icings all over the top and sprinkle icing sugars all over it. actually that should be the way. but due to some additional brains and sugar lovers, choon mei prettily sprinkled decos all over it. the decos which you use to decorate cupcakes. that's even more sweeter! joanne was her assistant.


and first time in my life that i knew cakes can camwhore. all thanks to choon mei the itik.

just count yourself how many snaps were taken.


















enough of the cakes. it was just taken from different angles.

we insert the cake into the fridge and we went to watch MTV, again. and while we were watching,


she was trying to sleep. but we crashed her.


she didn't get a beauty nap. she was 'sick'.


sick people can play actually.


i was almost falling.


these two pigs were too heavy for me to hold on to.


boo-yeah. i fell. so were them both.

and this choon mei. so perverted.


she snapped joanne's butt too. sigh.

then we went again on the sofa.


look who's more perverted.


yen mei came and crashed again.

then we were too tired. we left her alone.


sigh. we were regaining back our energy.

but this joanne. her regaining of energy is going back into my room. but her sense of direction was damn bad that she entered the wrong room. sigh!

she tried to sleep. but we gave her a few minutes to rest. we then crashed my room.


with some brain therapy sessions. along side with ms kanusha who was just back from ns for a few days. we ate. we laughed. we screamed. we had some nail painting session.

baking cakes is very relaxing, i tell you.

we decided to not to laze around in my room.


so we went to take a look at our cake. look at kanusha. too excited that her arse was also so gatal. LOLs. yen mei's phrase - buntut gatal. *laughs*


we ate some of the cake. it was delicious. in fact, it was so much better than the last cake we baked.

so we walked out to kanusha's place after that. she said that she wanna go back. so we accompanied her.


we greeted her dad 'hi' several times like crazy. friendly ma.. then we self-invited ourselves into her house. and jemput her keluar rumah to pasar malam. almost walking our of her house, joanne asked for kanusha for paper to paste on billy's doorstep. sigh. this joanne can't be helped. retarded memang retarded. she wanted to go vintage. send telegramme better!. LOLs. but i asked her to draw or scribble on a white socks and hang on his door. that's like zaman kain. LOLs. creativity rocks alright.

but we didn't do any of those. instead, they walked to pasar malam while choon mei and i skipped alternately to pasar malam. *laughs* the kiddy skips.

we hung out in pasar malam. met geetha several times until my mata also wanna terkeluar. *laughs*

then we went back to the padang to laze around.

we had some lame competition that was sitting on the swing and see how high can you swing. and obviously, i won la. choon mei and yen mei lost to me. blueks. im a pro! yay! *laughs*

after playing the swing, these two pigs played the see-saw.

they compete on see whose arse can jump higher on their seats but no screaming because it hurts, you know, if you ever jump higher.

we were so tired that we went home. we followed kanusha home first. then went to bertegur sapa with billy. we're friendly people. LOLs. but billy was even more friendly. he sprayed water on joanne's shorts instead of her smelly, golden feet. people step a bit only, she wants to wash. sigh.

then we walked back home.

on the way back, we saw


a shih tzu, i guess. looked so cute and cuddly. but i didn't cuddle it la. i just rubbed its head. it started grrrr-ing. so i stopped. scared if it bit me. *smiles*

then we came back at last. and the cake was divided to parts and were brought home.

i still have my part of cake. sayanglah wanna finish it. wanna let my sis try. i'm sucha good sis, you know. *smiles smiles smiles*

who's cake has gone into the tummy?