The Farewell

for me and birthdays for Evin, Jolyn and Joanne and also Christmas and a Happy New Year event in one night.

In the morning.

We went to Choon Mei's house. And again, everyone was late. The plan was to meet at 9am but you know lar. Malaysians... Always appear later than as planned. I reached there about 9.50am and Casey reached there about 10 something. But the worst Malaysian ever, reached at the bus stop when we were there of about 10 something. Damn pondan wei. LOL.

We went to Jusco by bus! So man. LOL. We shopped for the things we needed. And you know what, Choon Mei aka the Tong Sampah (yes, new name) thought that the Ayam Brand's sardine was chicken just because of the brand's name is Ayam Brand. Noob.


We went back to Choon Mei's house by bus again. And we watched TV and hanged out on her sofa and all.

And we did some touch-ups for Joanne's present. One sweet present.


Yes, that's her present.


Very nice of us, right? So thoughtful. Hey ma, you can wear when you're old enough. Show your grandchildren all that this was our hard work. LOL.

Watched them smash the sardine that they bought for the sandwiches.


In the afternoon.

I went home about 2.20pm and I had my shower and everything. I put on my contacts from 3.10pm and I finally get it all done at 3.40pm by myself! I know, slow lar. 30 minutes. At least got progress wor.

Rushed helping my Mom cook the mee goreng after that because Billy was coming at 4pm but then at 4pm pulak, he texted me saying that he over slept. *speechless* I waited. Never mind. I'm patient. I played with my dogs.

Bought cake. and went to Casey's house. Watched the guys walk to her house. LOL. Behind seat no place lar.

Waited for Joanne and the rest to come. When Joanne was coming, I should've recorded how the guys reacted. The way they rushed. Kenneth was, "OMG OMG The panties!!!!!!!" Then they ran upstairs like kelam-kabut. We asked them to sign at the back of the panties ma. Mana tau Joanne was coming already. Nearing the house.. So funny wei. Casey and I was laughing like mad.

In the evening.

They camwhored. Without me. Never mind.


I am patient.


And they thought they were in DP padang.



They did all these when I was cutting watermelon and sun melon. Babi wei. All without me. Fine with me.

Never mind. Yen Mei, Nestum also can do la like your picture above.


See? She ikut her tuan. Pandai also. LOL.


I'll be a good housewife that knows how to cut watermelon and sun melon professionally then. LOL. This wife also good leh. Future wirawati. But I know this will be sad because I'm going away. *sobs*

Outside the house pulak, I don't know what's wrong with Joanne and Casey. Maybe showing emo love to Joanne ar.


The emotional love.


See? Emo man.

The guys at the hall pulak,


talking while my papa Billy go Jusco shopping alone for fruits and mashmellows.

Then these people come and kacau me. Initially, I was all alone cutting the fruits with Madeline due to some useless people who doesn't know how to cut fruits. They played among themselves outside. How lazy. They don't wanna learn from me. Never mind. They don't benefit anything. Madeline benefit somethings. LOL. I love you, Madeline. Muax.


I had to stop cutting to camwhore.


See my retarded mama.

She tried to cut the watermelon but it fell to the floor. *speechless* The anak is better than the mother. Sah lah anaknya pandai. Ikut gene bapak. LOL. Mak aku bodoh. LOL.

Tapi its memang true lar. She believe all our bluffs.

Bluff 1: Yen Mei got bf.
Bluff 2: Donen the lovely duck go Europe for family trip and on the same day,
Bluff 3: Kenneth go to Singapore following his sister back.
Bluff 4: No guys are coming for the party.

She is so noob.

Bluff 1 was planned 1 week ago when we planned this party. Bluff 2 and 3 was planned a day before the party. And she still believed. She can't think is it that why are there coincidence between Kenneth and Donen leh? She's noob to the max!

Anyway, back to the story.


They made my hp go retard.


Thank God my hp still can make calls and send and receive sms.


My hp...

Never mind. I won't be bringing my current hp to NS unless I want it to be stolen. So no worries! LOL.


See ma kacau me, pa.

Joanne got her stupidity revealed.

Then, these two pondan and tong sampah went out and camwhore.


Not long later they came shouting my name and begging me to go out and play with them. So I cut the watermelons quickly and went out. Rupa-rupanya they wanna camwhore. Lebih ny.


See that Kenneth. Wanna be in the picture of pondan and tong sampah. Tak rasa geli ke, Ken? LOL.


This is too extreme. Super lebih.


Then Joanne came. And she buat gila.


The guys started the fire. And my papa went out.


And this tong sampah acted like a reatrded child. See? Sigh.

After the barbeque fire thing was done,


we took over.


I'm not suprised if any of their chicken caught on fire. They can't stand to see cameras.

After a few minutes later,


The barbeque thing caught on fire! It was awesome. We saw how wonderful the fire is.

Eh Kenneth, stop it with the lighter thing ar. LOL. Sepak you.


See? It was the whole thing because we put the aluminium foil on the whole barbeque thing.


We didn't have campfire. Too hungry.

They barbequed and I watched on the swing.

Look at my ma's hotdog.


She was really desperate to get cancer like Soon Jie was. Never mind. Let her die faster. What we will do is congratulate her parents. I'm sure her parents will thank us.

Angeline came and she became the photographer.


Look at Casey's 2 sisters at the back. They so shy wei. Unlike Casey. So emo.


And there goes my trademark.

They barbequed.


We became the ketua tengok.


And this ain't the group picture. Billy hadn't arrived yet. His music performance.


The feet and food.

Choon Mei, Yen Mei and I entered the house. Sat on the sofa. Outside was too hot lar.


These two ain't lovebirds. They're just plain disgusting pondan and tong sampah. LOL.


And when I'm going away these few days, nobody still wants to take picture with me lor. Never mind. I'm still happy. I'm satisfied. LOL.


I went to the floor and camwhored with my sweet that Joanne gave me which was supposed to be my birthday present wei. How many months already my birthday passed, ma? Sigh.


And look at this chao tong sampah. Sibeh geli wei.


Not forgetting, this chao pondan. Eeee...


This is sibeh the geli wei.


My bulu roma naik-ing dy.


After seeing this picture, Yen Mei can say who is the girl behind. Wah. This is called friend.

I don't know who took this picture but the photographer wanna have one emo picture to be stored into my hp.


Look. Everybody was so emotional. Look at Casey. LOL. Maybe she should be known as the pengasas of emo among us.


This is my darling baby Angeline whom I'm gonna miss so much while I'm in NS later this Saturday.


Angeline and the tong sampah and pondan.


See la whose hand spoiled the picture? Nak kena sepak tau. I think I know. Is it Casey ar? Because Joanne, suprisingly, throws stuffs when the camera goes snap nowadays.


Emo sudah hilang dah pergi mars eh?


This is one sweet picture. The swing gave us good service, Casey.


And those 3 cows were standing on the seat also tak roboh.

Then we thought Madeline was taking our picture.

Babi she so kuai lan already. I wonder who teach her to be like that. It should be mama lor. She also kuai lan mia.

Then mama came into the picture. She looked like wanna rape the whole entire swing wei. So lebih.

Even after this picture, the swing didn't rotate 360 degrees.

Anyway, to get


this picture was kind hard because I don't know whose smart fingers go press the buttons for video. Yes, my pa was back already.

This is similar to this.

This was at DP Padang. In my previous post. Look at Joanne at the end of the video. LOL.

We entered the house and we camwhored quickly without Joanne knowing. Yay!


Was so excited for the first time, there was no Joanne with us. LOL.


We sucha smart arse people.

Then it was time for Joanne to open her presents. Birthday coming what.

The person who laughed like rat is Yen Mei. Please don't mind that pondan.

So celebrate together la.


She was forced to wear our present. LOL.

Then we cut the cake that my papa Billy picked.


The RM30 cake. 0.5kg.

We cleared up and I went home about 10.40pm like that.

With me were:


and the bbq sticks and the mee goreng loyang.

Thanks Darrel, Kenneth and Donen for the present. It was very thoughtful of you guys. I can use it for NS.


The bear is cute. LOL.

And thanks ma for the sweet.


Even though it was supposed to be my birthday present. Never mind. I forgive you. Pa teach one. LOL. But still, I love pa because you disowned me. So he showered me love. LOL.

Anyway,

I'm gonna miss all of you peeps LOADS!