This Will Be The Last Post

Be sad everyone. I'm sad-ing now.

Casey sedang ber-emo. Lol.

Anyhoos, I went to Portuguese Settlement last night with my family and relatives.


It was nothing much. Just lights and decos in the houses.


My cousin and I. I know the pictures here will be stolen. But never mind. I'm a sweet person. I'm kind right, Angeline my dear? Lol.


The tree lighted.


My cousin and I. Thanks, Michelle for taking this picture!

I'm so gonna miss my relatives as well as my friends especially my close girlfriends!

And Casey, that's one emotional post there in your blog.

And Joanne, I still haven't open your sweet yet. According to Jolyn, Evin ate hers already. But I haven't open mine. LOL.


See the wrapper. It's still there.

Anyway, I have to go now. Pack my bags. I not yet pack anything yet!

I'm reluctant to go. No heart.

*edit

I've packed my bags, partially.

And I realised I can sit in my bag!


It's super huge.


I thought and thought. Why must it be 3 months?


I don't wanna go! But still..

I haven't pack proper-gelly yet. Choon Mei! LOL.

I'm so gonna miss you peeps lar. I'll see you tomorrow morning at MITC when sending me off.

Before I Leave

First of all, I would like to wish all of you

a Blessed Christmas and
a Happy New Year 2009,

which I will be celebrating in Batu Pahat. *sobs* Sorry if I didn't reply your sms-es because I am living with very low credit especially to all Digi users.

Notes to (the listing of names comes in random to my mind)

my dearest darling Angeline


yes, even my Nestum loves you.

You've been such a darling to me. Sucha a sweet person. And I'm gonna miss ya loads when I'm away in NS. But I'll keep in touch. Don't worry, my love. LOL. I'm sure some people reading this paragraph is geli-fied now. Nah, we ain't lesbos. I'll miss the days especially the prom day when we're getting ready. You lied on Choon Mei's parents bed and you made that pervert look. LOL. I'm gonna miss ya a lot. Don't worry, I'll defend you, provided you don't have any other partner. LOL.

Choon Mei aka Tong Sampah/Pondan/Si Fei Poh


I don't really mind you ruining my phone memory. I just thank God that my hp screen didn't crack that much. I thank you for your sweet presence in my life even though you're lame. I'm gonna miss your lame-ness when I'm away for NS this Saturday. And "your life will be dull without me" line, I hope it wouldn't be true lor when I'm in NS. I think I'll be the happiest person ever on planet earth. LOL. No lame jokes ma. But I realised that everybody is getting lamer each day. You're too influential lar. But you're very smart in creating stories for Joanne to listen and believe.

Yen Mei aka Pondan/Si Pang Tze


I realised I only have one picture of yourself camwhoring alone. What a revolution because you're so much different than Choon Mei. But I don't mind people taking my hp to camwhore. LOL. I'm gonna miss ya loads. We have been going tuition together also for 3 or 4 years be it at Mr Huan's or Roslan's. And so sorry you have to become the kambing korban for the bluff that Joanne truly believed. LOL.

Chia Huey


Yes, that's one old picture back in school. But never mind. Even though it's an old picture, you look younger. Not that you're old now but you look much younger, without stress of SPM. Get what I meant? LOL. We have been buddies since primary? That's one long friendship there. Met you in Standard 4, I guess? I can't really remember when. When my auntie flung an exercise book down from above. LOL. And I'm sure you're gonna be a good cook since you like to talk about food so much and you keep recipes! That's sweet. I wanna see your book you pasted the recipes one day! I know you're working now at Muar. I'm gonna miss you loads!

Joanne aka my mama yang naive/Fat Fat Poh


Even though I'm your daughter, you don't love me. And what's worst, you disown me! But it's ok, ma. Pa showered me his love already. Until overflow. LOL. You have always been the paling siao and the paling bodoh to the max. And when your presence is there, there is noise. But you're so naive. Believed in everything. My brother said you bring a disgrace to the 29 December babies. LOL. I'm so gonna miss the noise when I'm in the middle of the jungle serving for NS. We met in kindergarten but we kinda separated in primary but reunited in secondary! That's what it called, sweet ending. LOL. You have always been my aim to be kutuk-ed and to be kuai lan with. And I love that. Who ask you to disown me? So I don't show love and respect for you lor. LOL. She is everyone's mother, by the way. But the weird thing is, she is the youngest among her children. And she said our father pregnant and gave birth to us. That's one lame thing. But I'm gonna miss you also, my mother. What a good daughter am I? Pa teach one leh..

Juelyssa aka Doraemon


You're the shortest among us. But no offence lar. Choon Mei is taller than you wei. LOL. But you're the cutest. And I still remembered that you're Joanne's sampah baby. LOL. But it's weird that Joanne didn't call you pendek wor. Weird. Never mind. I'm gonna miss you loads also. The way you wanna scare people in school tapi tak jadi one. That's so funny. No one got scared of you. Too bad. And everytime when you cut your hair, we sure realise punya. And everybody calls you Doraemon for some reason that you're short and cute and you sometimes sound like Doraemon. LOL.

Alsyna


you have been with us this year but I've known you since primary. But you don't ask me when lar. I tak ingat. LOL. Bad memory. After SPM, memory also gone. Not so good. LOL. You have one cute dimple. I'm gonna miss you loads because you're one of the pai kia ones. And you're the only one among us having a bf-gf relationship. That's easy to remember. But who'll have one next? Joanne? LOL. She'll be the second in line. That can be determined. I'm gonna miss ya loads.

Casey aka Hiongbu-licious/Emo


I'm gonna miss you to the paling maximum! You're leaving for Taiwan when I'm gonna be stuck in the middle of the jungle! And I know you wanna curse that somebody. Go curse. We have been through a lot together. You luahkan your cerita to me, so as I did. I'm gonna miss saying "ok ok, don't need to be so emo." sentence after you show your emo-ness on something. LOL. I'm gonna miss you loads! I can't see already after I'm back for CNY! I know. Please don't be so emotional here, Casey. You need to calm down. I know what you wanna do now. And your reaction is always emotional. LOL. You always call me to make you laugh. And I like to disturb you in being so emotional. You're gonna miss me too!

Madeline


the kuai lan one. LOL. We have been classmates for a year. And we sat beside each other in the same row. And we have been going to the toilet together countless times. LOL. And I always give you my ear to share your problems be it about how stupid is Joanne or how lame is Choon Mei. LOL. And we have the same Seed shirt! What a coincidence, right? Lol. She bought hers at Melaka, I bought mine at KL. But its the same. I'm gonna miss ya loads! We skipped classes together once also, right? Lol. We're totally crazy.

Sherina


my darling who sat beside me from Day 1 of Form 5 till the day before SPM started. I remembered when the SPM was drawing nearer. When she was absent, I came. When I was absent, she came. And this made everyone thought that she and I quarrel padahal we love each other. We, even, are crazy about the same guy, whom I never met before but heard of him through her. He called me Remora. LOL. And you know what? She's taken, people. She has one cute and friendly baby already. No chance, guys. LOL. She isn't selected for NS. Real lucky. Remember the day when we get to know how to check for NS? She kept saying "I don't wanna make new friends!" And she repeated for a few times while shaking her head. LOL. Hey, Sherina. Once you get your driving license, better drive me around ya!

Anyhoos, I'm gonna contact you people (including the ones not listed above) through public phones in the jungle when the phone is available! Don't worry. I'll be with you guys still!

Muax.

The Farewell

for me and birthdays for Evin, Jolyn and Joanne and also Christmas and a Happy New Year event in one night.

In the morning.

We went to Choon Mei's house. And again, everyone was late. The plan was to meet at 9am but you know lar. Malaysians... Always appear later than as planned. I reached there about 9.50am and Casey reached there about 10 something. But the worst Malaysian ever, reached at the bus stop when we were there of about 10 something. Damn pondan wei. LOL.

We went to Jusco by bus! So man. LOL. We shopped for the things we needed. And you know what, Choon Mei aka the Tong Sampah (yes, new name) thought that the Ayam Brand's sardine was chicken just because of the brand's name is Ayam Brand. Noob.


We went back to Choon Mei's house by bus again. And we watched TV and hanged out on her sofa and all.

And we did some touch-ups for Joanne's present. One sweet present.


Yes, that's her present.


Very nice of us, right? So thoughtful. Hey ma, you can wear when you're old enough. Show your grandchildren all that this was our hard work. LOL.

Watched them smash the sardine that they bought for the sandwiches.


In the afternoon.

I went home about 2.20pm and I had my shower and everything. I put on my contacts from 3.10pm and I finally get it all done at 3.40pm by myself! I know, slow lar. 30 minutes. At least got progress wor.

Rushed helping my Mom cook the mee goreng after that because Billy was coming at 4pm but then at 4pm pulak, he texted me saying that he over slept. *speechless* I waited. Never mind. I'm patient. I played with my dogs.

Bought cake. and went to Casey's house. Watched the guys walk to her house. LOL. Behind seat no place lar.

Waited for Joanne and the rest to come. When Joanne was coming, I should've recorded how the guys reacted. The way they rushed. Kenneth was, "OMG OMG The panties!!!!!!!" Then they ran upstairs like kelam-kabut. We asked them to sign at the back of the panties ma. Mana tau Joanne was coming already. Nearing the house.. So funny wei. Casey and I was laughing like mad.

In the evening.

They camwhored. Without me. Never mind.


I am patient.


And they thought they were in DP padang.



They did all these when I was cutting watermelon and sun melon. Babi wei. All without me. Fine with me.

Never mind. Yen Mei, Nestum also can do la like your picture above.


See? She ikut her tuan. Pandai also. LOL.


I'll be a good housewife that knows how to cut watermelon and sun melon professionally then. LOL. This wife also good leh. Future wirawati. But I know this will be sad because I'm going away. *sobs*

Outside the house pulak, I don't know what's wrong with Joanne and Casey. Maybe showing emo love to Joanne ar.


The emotional love.


See? Emo man.

The guys at the hall pulak,


talking while my papa Billy go Jusco shopping alone for fruits and mashmellows.

Then these people come and kacau me. Initially, I was all alone cutting the fruits with Madeline due to some useless people who doesn't know how to cut fruits. They played among themselves outside. How lazy. They don't wanna learn from me. Never mind. They don't benefit anything. Madeline benefit somethings. LOL. I love you, Madeline. Muax.


I had to stop cutting to camwhore.


See my retarded mama.

She tried to cut the watermelon but it fell to the floor. *speechless* The anak is better than the mother. Sah lah anaknya pandai. Ikut gene bapak. LOL. Mak aku bodoh. LOL.

Tapi its memang true lar. She believe all our bluffs.

Bluff 1: Yen Mei got bf.
Bluff 2: Donen the lovely duck go Europe for family trip and on the same day,
Bluff 3: Kenneth go to Singapore following his sister back.
Bluff 4: No guys are coming for the party.

She is so noob.

Bluff 1 was planned 1 week ago when we planned this party. Bluff 2 and 3 was planned a day before the party. And she still believed. She can't think is it that why are there coincidence between Kenneth and Donen leh? She's noob to the max!

Anyway, back to the story.


They made my hp go retard.


Thank God my hp still can make calls and send and receive sms.


My hp...

Never mind. I won't be bringing my current hp to NS unless I want it to be stolen. So no worries! LOL.


See ma kacau me, pa.

Joanne got her stupidity revealed.

Then, these two pondan and tong sampah went out and camwhore.


Not long later they came shouting my name and begging me to go out and play with them. So I cut the watermelons quickly and went out. Rupa-rupanya they wanna camwhore. Lebih ny.


See that Kenneth. Wanna be in the picture of pondan and tong sampah. Tak rasa geli ke, Ken? LOL.


This is too extreme. Super lebih.


Then Joanne came. And she buat gila.


The guys started the fire. And my papa went out.


And this tong sampah acted like a reatrded child. See? Sigh.

After the barbeque fire thing was done,


we took over.


I'm not suprised if any of their chicken caught on fire. They can't stand to see cameras.

After a few minutes later,


The barbeque thing caught on fire! It was awesome. We saw how wonderful the fire is.

Eh Kenneth, stop it with the lighter thing ar. LOL. Sepak you.


See? It was the whole thing because we put the aluminium foil on the whole barbeque thing.


We didn't have campfire. Too hungry.

They barbequed and I watched on the swing.

Look at my ma's hotdog.


She was really desperate to get cancer like Soon Jie was. Never mind. Let her die faster. What we will do is congratulate her parents. I'm sure her parents will thank us.

Angeline came and she became the photographer.


Look at Casey's 2 sisters at the back. They so shy wei. Unlike Casey. So emo.


And there goes my trademark.

They barbequed.


We became the ketua tengok.


And this ain't the group picture. Billy hadn't arrived yet. His music performance.


The feet and food.

Choon Mei, Yen Mei and I entered the house. Sat on the sofa. Outside was too hot lar.


These two ain't lovebirds. They're just plain disgusting pondan and tong sampah. LOL.


And when I'm going away these few days, nobody still wants to take picture with me lor. Never mind. I'm still happy. I'm satisfied. LOL.


I went to the floor and camwhored with my sweet that Joanne gave me which was supposed to be my birthday present wei. How many months already my birthday passed, ma? Sigh.


And look at this chao tong sampah. Sibeh geli wei.


Not forgetting, this chao pondan. Eeee...


This is sibeh the geli wei.


My bulu roma naik-ing dy.


After seeing this picture, Yen Mei can say who is the girl behind. Wah. This is called friend.

I don't know who took this picture but the photographer wanna have one emo picture to be stored into my hp.


Look. Everybody was so emotional. Look at Casey. LOL. Maybe she should be known as the pengasas of emo among us.


This is my darling baby Angeline whom I'm gonna miss so much while I'm in NS later this Saturday.


Angeline and the tong sampah and pondan.


See la whose hand spoiled the picture? Nak kena sepak tau. I think I know. Is it Casey ar? Because Joanne, suprisingly, throws stuffs when the camera goes snap nowadays.


Emo sudah hilang dah pergi mars eh?


This is one sweet picture. The swing gave us good service, Casey.


And those 3 cows were standing on the seat also tak roboh.

Then we thought Madeline was taking our picture.

Babi she so kuai lan already. I wonder who teach her to be like that. It should be mama lor. She also kuai lan mia.

Then mama came into the picture. She looked like wanna rape the whole entire swing wei. So lebih.

Even after this picture, the swing didn't rotate 360 degrees.

Anyway, to get


this picture was kind hard because I don't know whose smart fingers go press the buttons for video. Yes, my pa was back already.

This is similar to this.

This was at DP Padang. In my previous post. Look at Joanne at the end of the video. LOL.

We entered the house and we camwhored quickly without Joanne knowing. Yay!


Was so excited for the first time, there was no Joanne with us. LOL.


We sucha smart arse people.

Then it was time for Joanne to open her presents. Birthday coming what.

The person who laughed like rat is Yen Mei. Please don't mind that pondan.

So celebrate together la.


She was forced to wear our present. LOL.

Then we cut the cake that my papa Billy picked.


The RM30 cake. 0.5kg.

We cleared up and I went home about 10.40pm like that.

With me were:


and the bbq sticks and the mee goreng loyang.

Thanks Darrel, Kenneth and Donen for the present. It was very thoughtful of you guys. I can use it for NS.


The bear is cute. LOL.

And thanks ma for the sweet.


Even though it was supposed to be my birthday present. Never mind. I forgive you. Pa teach one. LOL. But still, I love pa because you disowned me. So he showered me love. LOL.

Anyway,

I'm gonna miss all of you peeps LOADS!