Almost Done

yays. my assignment 3 is gonna finish. just need a good printer (gonna use my college's antique printer but full coloured ink. blueks. eh the processor is windows xp heh. don't look down on them.) and some gums and cards. ta-daa.

then comes assignment 4 and final exam. then i'm in holiday mood for 3 damn weeks! be jealous, mmu-ians! be! don't hide your feelings since your semester break is only for 1 week. blueks. lol.

i'm doing the the american degree programme, by the way.

anyhoos, i'm loving the poeple in my malaysian studies class though. they're hilarious people.

during class in the a/c plant:

ramona ramona. got tortoise! come and see.
hah? really ar? ok ok.
(a few seconds)
eh the tortoise so far away edi laa.
never mind la. see. cute or not?
(lecturer came) wah. see the tortoise. very big.

see, my lecturer is real sporting as well. a/c plant is a place of distraction already. plus, there's a swimming pool nearby.

when jotting down names for report, my lecturer asked the guys:

eh you all don't wanna jot down the names ar? now you can remember each and everyone of their names is it?
haha. no. i can't remember.
then why don't wanna jot down? not interested is it?
ya. i'm not interested in the girls. all of them like older than me one.
haha. no la. some of us here are younger or even same age as you, like ramona. *giggles*
(i was like, "what? eh why must be me one?" in my heart.)

damn, the thing is all lecturers know my name and myself. during college algebra, my working method was used to be an example for peter and gang. and during college orientation, my name was used as an example of a graduating student. and during malaysian studies also? omg. *dies*

can't they choose other students to be their example?

oh yea, my dad has been lame lately. lol. when my mom's arms were itchy:

eh di (sometimes my mom calls him that), tangan gua gatal la.
angkat tu tangan, potong buang. dah no more itchy dah.

omg. lame, right? but my dad insists he isn't lame at all. thank god another lamer isn't here for 3 months.

ps. my life is better without choon mei the itik. hah!

pps. to some mmu-ians, please don't think your university's computer is damn wonderful okay. apa laa. can menyakitkan the mata one. sigh.

ppps. i've thought of studying in the US next year for 3 years for my degree. and the responses were shocked-ish - ha?! i've consulted only my parents and family. didn't consult my friends, though. we seldom meet already.

pppps. i shall blog in bm sometime. just you wait for the time to laugh till you choke. lol.

She's Away-ing

choonmei, don't worry. i'll be in melaka still. forever in melaka.


you're gonna leave us tomorrow. and i'm gonna try to miss your lame jokes (the school clock joke, ba ba black sheep joke, kuala lumpur and paris joke, etc etc) and stories. so is my hp. it'll try to miss your time of camwhorings and recordings. thank god you have a hp with a camera now that you just recently bought. my hp can rest.

when you're back in melaka, after serving for the country, we will go out again ok?

but i'll definitely miss the times we had baking cakes with pondan.


we baked almost every week, did we? lol. we were bored. but now, we're jam packed with college schedules.

we shall bake again one fine, sweet day when you're back.

but i'm sure you'll enjoy your NS. at first, you'll be thinking, 'why am i here? why?!' but then towards the end, you won't wanna come back to melaka. i felt that way ok. 75% of my heart in sembrong, 25% of my heart wanting to come back.

you'll meet many types of people like ahlian, ahbeng, ahsow, ahmoi, ahpek, etc etc. lol. and that would be the time to expand your network of friends. *smiles*


we'll definitely miss the times we hang out together, the 3 of us only.

when we sat bus home. when we walked out to buy something at the bakery shop. and the times when you sounds so kiam kana - buy food that's cheap but in comes in big quantity. and compare how big and small is a plate of kolomee.

and how you depended on me for transportation. if i don't have transport back,
we sit bus together.

and when you eat, my goodness. tam chiak betul. i think the food that will be provided for you in NS won't be enough. so bring extra snacks like chocolate or something for you to munch in the break times in between. lol.

it'll help you cure your starvation.

sorry, i can't make it for tomorrow in sending you off.

but i'm gonna try and miss you. *kerang busuk smile*

Goodbye Choon Mei

finally, for the first time in our lives, choon mei managed to go away from us with her lame jokes. no lame jokes for 3 months already! yay! lol.

i went to class and it ended at 10am. then i went to choon mei's house. i walked in her house and called her name know. but nobody come and open the door for me. so i paiseh-ly walked to my car back and call her house. my god. it took her so long to answer my call. so babi man.

then i went out to get somethings. then i went back to choon mei's place. and nobody was there. i mean, the pondans that were supposed to arrive at 10am pun i tak nampak. they were such pondans.

went for breakfast. i tell you. wanna go to the shop also so susah. like playing catching know. they say go emerald park awhile. (last minute only say.) then i have to make one round. then they ask me to wait outside. so fine la. i wait at the bus stop there. batang hidung of the kereta pun i tak nampak. so i made another round and met them at the junction. you know la emerald park the cars bukan main mia banyak. so i made ANOTHER round to meet them. after that they hilang already. casey called and she said they're at the shop. walaowei.

then we ate at the shop with the mmu orientation committee people. lame people la. but can't beat the lame-ness like choon mei's. then i fetched casey back to her house. and this is what happened:

joanne wanted to pass something to casey. but casey was already in her house. so she went down. after that, the torturing started.


we left her. lol. look at casey. she was laughing.

ps. i don't snap pictures when i drive. it was choon mei who snapped all this.


she tried to open the other door. and i was on gear 1. let go my clutch. and went faster. gear 2. and bye, joanne! lol. made one round and turned back to her place.

Second round.


we laughed at her standing there like that. like mak cik marah only.


so went nearer and she posed. my god. in the middle of the road, you know. lol.

then she tried to open the door.


lol. this is funny wei. but i left her again.

for the third time, i let her in because i don't wanna waste time anymore.

then i drove towards my house.

played the radio. and they sang la. as usual.

billy, one day i must drive your car. no radio one. can make my mind peaceful a little bit when i'm driving them. but then again, if there's choonmei, it won't make any difference, my car will be noisy. sigh!

then after they sang, joanne was shy wanna show her wildness already.

we entered kanusha and billy's housing area. joanne just wind down the window and called 'kanusha...'. then she went down again. and she wanted to call her. i made a 3 point turn so i can go out easily.


and there she was, standing in front of billy's house. peeking and seeing if billy was around. my god. we all in the car were was laughing.

then she went to the middle of the road.


and she started posing. bahaha! she cracked us up.

then i drove in front of his house.


and choonmei's hands were itchy. she started honking at her. lol.

then i continued with the soft honks.


nobody came out wei. but she was still out of the car. lol.


see her muka kesian. haha. like my dog's face only. lol.

we went back to my place and online sekejap. watched music videos. they borrowed my water. they borrowed my toilet. don't ask me how to borrow water.

then we went to melaka mall.


wanted to find shoes for myself. but didn't manage. nothing caught my eye. but we played hide and seek with joanne! we left her. and we loved it. lol.

then around 3pm, we went home. and i passed in a police road block! hah.

i'm a good and innocent driver. *smiles*

lame joke of the day by choon mei:
since the song ba ba black sheep is for black sheep, why not put something for white sheep like, whi whi white sheep.

eh lame, right? yoh...

choon mei, pack your things slowly. you still have time. unlike me. i packed at night wei. rushing like mad. anyway, enjoy your NS.

i'm so sorry i can't make it for tomorrow to send you off. i have morning class. and if i go, i'll get stuck in jam and will probably end up in class late.

The Kerang Busuk Smileee

kua, u made me do my kerang busuk smile last night on msn okay. and how'd you know that i was appearing offline?

"show yourself."

you're damn smart wei. i tried appearing offline so that i could have my peaceful hours of youtube-ing and feeding my servants on restaurant city. and there you were asking me to show myself. lol.

and we started with our monkey language. (kua, this is my turn to show the convo since you did it on your blog. hah!)


lol. i love my sentence of 'wokikakaka' inspired by 'wakijababab'. hehe.

and time passed by and we were practicing our monkey language.


people from jb are hilarious maybe. too bored with school holidays. so maybe came up with one idea to entertain people and self.

my night was awesome. i didn't feel that my day was screwed.

i'm easily entertained by people.

Something to Share

i lightened up my day (since my day today was totally screwed and really shitty) by watching videos:

watch this. my god. i laughed with my sis in front my tv. big screen, the more funnier it is. and plus, my sis is really budak gila. so she's very influential. i liked the part where the star trek guy kena electric shock. omg. damn funny. lol.

i salute the director of the video for making the characters looked like the real characters. they looked like the exact characters wei. like jason mraz and britney spears. fuyoh.

and today we had dinner over at johny's restaurant in jusco. my dad asked

mona, you wanna have steamboat or not?
i don't know. you decide la.
i think we don't want steamboat la. the boat very small. not enough for the 6 of us. we have steamship la. because ship is bigger than boat.
daddy, you know you're lame or not?
no. i can walk what. i'm not lame.
no no. u don't get what i mean. what i mean was you making a joke that i cannot laugh. nobody is laughing. *points at my sisters looking at the menu*
oh.
slow la you.

choon mei, what have you done to my father ar? lol.

then when it's paying time, my mom took out her card and wanted to pay. i asked my dad:

eh 'dy, why let mummy pay? last time when you both go for a date also you let her pay ar?
*nods his head jokingly*
walaowei! where can like that? fine, next time if i have a bf that brings me for a date, i won't bring my wallet, just IC.
wah. eh wife, see your daughter.
(everybody laughed)

i made my stand. XD

i love my dad. he's crappy. can ask yen mei. lol.

Semi-OKU

note: i went to stygix 4 times today. and the staff there knows which school i was from and they know i don't speak mandarin. omg.

erm, xiao jie, ni lai i sia.
*walks to the caunter*
(bla bla bla bla in mandarin)
another lady at the caunter: ni bu ke yi ken ta jiang hua yi. ta bu ming bai.
oh oh. please sign here to certify you received this router in good condition.
*laughs* ok ok.
*laughs* sorry ar, i didn't know you can't speak mandarin.
can la. a little bit only lor.
ooo.
people at the caunter: LOL!

i'm semi-oku starting for today for 5 days straight. actually i supposed to be semi-OKU last week but i didn't feel any pain at all. but i can't stand too long already now. so my mom told me to go to the traditional chinese shop to do my heel.

and i did it.


i wore the ankle guard some more.

when the guy who did my heel twisted and turned my foot, i almost died in front of him wei. it hurt so much i felt like i'm fainting. thank god i didn't scream at his ears. lol.

and i went to class like usual. but i wore slippers. one good thing about my college is you can wear what you want except for pyjamas. don't ever appear in class in your pyjamas. so i wore my slippers.


and i drove as well. nothing happened. i drove as usual.

you know what's wrong with my heel? i slipped my heels against the longkang's solid body. the ground was uneven. so i slipped. and one week later, i can't stand for long on that foot.

i need some love now! no no. maybe not.

my foot needs some love!

i had something like this kind of problem back in sembrong camp. i laughed at elynn for her bandaged foot. but after a few days, i pulak yang kena.

but i can't remember what happened that my foot became that. i was tempang though. maybe i twisted my ankle or something. but i didn't receive any love. instead, people like kua, din, omane, rowena and sangeetha came asking, 'mona! ape kena ni?'

they need some love education. haha.

but shit, i'm missing sembrong! die die die.

ps. the pk classes with the kiddy songs. omg. because now i'm doing my assignment and i hate it. i don't know where to start. =S

Shocked?

i drove my ranger and my, i can't get used to it. the cause: i seldom drive that car since my dad often use it. so mom forced me to drive her this morning immediately after my morning class. i drove her to tailor, market and plant nursery. i got used to it finally. but there was slight jerkings but the engine didn't die. yay for me for that. lol.


people often say riving the ranger and the innova is wah! so big! i remembered when the first time i drove to pasar malam with my mother. scary la. my mom was so scared of my driving that she even wore the seat belt even though it was in the taman.

billy worse. my god. when i waited for him outside his house, he came walking and opened the gate. then he saw my car, he looked at the front of my car till the back and his eyes were so huge. i laughed at him.

ps. my first car i drove was the ranger. and i seriously felt nothing. i was cool. haha.

am glad that friends dared to sit my car. but seriously, i'm scared of sitting yenmei's, joanne's or casey's car. damn phobia that they'll ruin the car or use the wrong way. hehe.

and i'm used to people looking at me weirdly when i drive the innova or ranger.

once a friend of my mom asked me:

so girl, what you drive to college? what car?
the innova.
HA?! wah, my husband got innova also i scared to drive his innova. i drive my myvi only. you can drive ar?
ya, just drive only la. nothing one.
wah!

went to choonmei's place after my afternoon class today. to teach her some photoshop skills. i'm too free already? no no. mid term's coming already. short sem kills la wei. thank god i'm done with the prissana drama. phew. i stayed at her place for about 2 hours.

and the moment i wanna leave her house, her buntut gatal wanna sit my car. yoh. choon mei, i told you i can help you scratch ar since you only have 10 fingers. lol. so i drove around her taman for 1 round then i dropped her at her doorstep.

but i'm no one's driver ok. and please don't ask me to be any of your driver. to those who have their P stickers and P license, please make use of them ok. i don't get paid for driving people. haha.

anyway, i've never seen any pictures of nestum lately here.


so here you go. she sniffs. not bite ok. i don't know why pondanfym and itik so scared of her. i think nestum is thinking that you people are a couple of pondans. haha. but i tell you, she sniffs like nobody's business. she sniffed my face before. geli, right? very mischevious la.

and lately, my sister bought her cheese to eat during tea-time. but actually, she has no such thing as tea-time. you give her 10 plates of rice, she'll eat 10 of them.


and she's so huge already. how old is she? 8 months. still puppy. not even 1 year old wei. i'm my parents are finding a mate for her so we can get pups! a golden retriever one though. so who's willing to sacrifice? XD

she's a good barker. without any reason, she'll bark. she even barks at birds.

i guess she can give some tutorials on how to bark.

okays, i gotta get back to my unfinished assignment. supposed to finish it in class but i was slow. hehe.

It's Back Again

aw. classes are gonna start tomorrow morning. and i'll go frowning at my mom for my classes - i can't sleep any longer! and i'll be having a cup of milk for my breakfast. sigh. yes, whenever i have any morning class, i'll go off with a cup of milk. then i leave home for class.

but there'll be new students from across asia tomorrow in class. ya, they were delayed due to some technical problems. eh girls, don't ask me to take them out for you people to see ok. i shall wash your eyes with clorox then. XD

what's best is that i only have classes for 3 days this week. so happy. i'm gonna have another holiday this friday! yay yay! *claps hands* *claps hands harder*

but again, i'll be driving alone tomorrow. singing alone. looking at vehicles rushing here and there. red, green, yellow! there'll be no pokerdot/pokergame/pokerface argument (choon mei and joanne were stupid that moment.) no screams. no shouts. no bidadari garisan (angeline). *smiles* no pondan. no itik. no emo. no muka tembok. it'll only be me and my file. but i'll love the moments of peace with radio and cds.

as for the mmu-ians, all the best for orientation. they'll suck your energy out. nyahaha! i've seen my sis gone through that that's why i know. it's tiring, right?

Say I'm Forgetful

you know. these few weeks after i got my P, i started driving but i've been forgetful.

in college, the moment i've parked my car perfectly to proof to you peeps that im sucha peletak kereta yang bagus (after much coming out checking whether my car is in the box, i know. i'm damn kayu. haha), i'll always press the lock button to lock my car. then i walked towards my class. but after a few steps, i walked back to my car and check whether did i lock my car.

i guess the staffs were thinking that i'm really old. once i got this from mr eddie:

ramona, you just arrived and you wanna go back already?
haha. no no. i'm gonna check my car whether is it locked or not. hehe.
OH! okay okay.

omg. embarassing wei.

the other day when i went out with my girls also. i asked them whether did i lock my car. then when we were in vincci, i asked did i pull my handbrake. and casey answered, YES la! lol.

i shall be more confident in my memory. lol.

ps. i'm hooked to prissana, the thai drama! *dies* it's a nice show indeed.

Excitement

note: im on holiday! monday too! and next friday as well. i love my lecturer. haha!

was rushing in the morning. saw joanne while having breakfast. mom spotted her first because i was busy eating. i was hungry ok! so most of the time i was concentrating on my food.

then i went home. and had my bath again. the weather, my goodness, so panas. thank god i didn't suffer from any dehydration. then i left for mbo.

i took my time while driving. listening to music. radio. went to itik's house. (my god, i became their driver. some people who had their P still didn't make use of it. sigh!) picked itik and casey.


and this is the moment when my car started to explode. they talk. they laugh. very unusual to me since i drive alone everyday to college.

but sometimes i did make some noise in the car like laughing or smiling when i see any friends on the road driving like the other day i met billy at the traffic light. i do sing too in the car. they heard it just now. *smiles*


then went to pondan's place. i didn't really entered her place la. she waited outside for me. what a good pondan. she brought her little sister as well, who is much much more cuter than she is. bahaha!


see, she like tak pernah nampak kereta for her whole life heh? lol.


so there were 5 of us in the car. judging and learning and watching me on how i drive. how i turn. how i handle clutch. sigh. they sounds like they failed their jpj forever heh? sigh. sad case. i appreciate my instructor.


selepas itu, mulalah saat mengcamwhore.


while waiting for the traffic to turn green. a few seconds is really precious to choon mei wei. sigh. thank god she going to ns. then my hp will rest more than when she's around. what a relief. choon mei, the ns camp will always welcome you whenever you wanna go to ns again. no matter how many times. we will help you. lol.


we went to mcd since this itik belum makan breakfast. so mengitikkan, right? sigh. when wanna eat also so susah, must sit down and think long long baru she move her butt to queue up. never mind. 2 more weeks, you go away already. we cannot wait for it. lol.

then we went shopping around jusco. guardian, popular, watsons. that itik pulak, go toilet wanna sell her cake. she's always like that. worse than me. haha.

then we went to buy ticket and waited for angeline. 6 of us excluding casey. then around 1.30pm, i sent casey to her taska nearby. in the car they had this theory of lets-see-who-shouts-the-loudest. sigh. but they didn't really scare me at all.




they buat bising banyak in my car know. my goodness.

we watched
damn nice, u know. but poor thing, my suami angeline tidur 60% of the movie. she too tired. sigh. but thanks anyway for belanja-ing me for the movie. it was a treat for my birthday wei. so long already. haha.

i like the roman soldier. omg. tak tentu pasal, no war, no nothing, he go and act in the grass running like orang gila wei. lol! i laughed like mad. then he met the squirrel. bahaha! ok ok. spoiler. sorry. wanna know more, go and watch yourself la. i enjoyed myself in the cinema. laugh like mad. my rating for this movie - 10/10.

after the movie, we went for karaoke. the rm1 per song. save money ma. we don't go to jetty. jetty for high class people. lol.


don't ask me why the picture so small. i myself pun tak tau. but i tell you, joanne song like to syok sendiri. lol.

this is our third song. the first few songs really sucked. no subtitle. choon mei pressed one button and it automatically play one malay video. so we only sang 3 songs. like really really sing.

second song we sang was 'i don't wanna miss a thing' again. but i didn't record it. my bad. i pressed the wrong button. hehe.

then we sang

mamma mia. got no other songs to sing.

then after singing, we stayed in the room still. doing nothing but killing our time.

this was the 2nd video, u know. babi joanne la. she sat on my phone sekali. die everything. battery all terkeluar. but i recorded it again!


we went out and used the lift. i love this picture. look at angeline, she was still in dreamland. padan her muka. tidur pukul 5. this morning she can message me at 5am telling me what time she's coming to meet us some more. budak gila. inilah tamparannya. haha. mengantuk. eh but angeline, u kinda wasted your rm9 by sleeping, you know.

then after that angeline went back. a few minutes later, we also balik.


see budak gila.

i had to lock my doors in order for me to go home safely and peacefully, you know. can camwhore with my car some more, you know they all. lebih wei. i reverse a bit, they also go behind. haha! i ketawa in the car. then they camwhore again, i was on gear 1. i let go the clutch a little bit. haha. again i laughed.

i love holidays!