My Tooth Collection

and it will always be only 4 of them. the end. of all. unless if im lazy when i grow old, my teeth gets ugly. and i decide to extract all of them and put in a fake one, thats a different story. anyway, i will be too disgusting to be doing that. people would know im lazy to take care of my own oral hygiene. eek!

look at me. this was me yesterday after stepping out of the dental clinic. it looked as if the dentist punched me in the face and on my cheeks for extra boost hor??

it was really hurtful and painful for me to smile for the camera also. the buse was going off and i was tearing. when i laughed, i cried too. hahaha. confusion of emotions. my boy encountered this a few times already. like budak gila. hahahahaha.

i got these 2 wisdom tooth out. at a time. one after another. got bused more than 5 times!

it was too bloody for one to spectate. my mom couldnt take it. thank god she didnt vomit etc.

so this sums up, my tooth museum. hahahaha. ok nvm. i know im lame. :P

but im thankful that there are only 4 wisdom tooth in every individual. if there's another one, i'd better slap myself umpteenth times.

the last toothache really hurt me a lot. i cried myself in pain to rest in the evening. didnt step outside to the world to do my mundane thing right after extracting. had headaches and difficulties to sleep.

it was truly a torture. those who extracts 2 at a time are such heros and heroines!

Less Wiser?

what it feels to get your second wisdom tooth extracted? pure shittyness. hahaha. it hurts so bad at first. swollen face = imbalanced cheeks. looking funny.

but it was a quick process though. just at the count of 3, you're done. minus all the waiting for the buse to work la.

my teddy bear had to wait for quite sometime until he had a short nap with his crazy tummy bugging.

it was on a rainy tuesday. left some of my cotton soaked with my saliva and blood by the drain. dont even know if it gets down to the drain or the birds had it the next day. yikes.

however, after the extraction, we went for tea time! but mine was porridge. sigh. being a naughty me, teddy bear fed me some chicken from kfc. :D

ahh. what should i not to be thankful for.

Wee Wee!!

i brought mom to night market last wed and i laughed at her. hahaha.

she went to the vege stall and this is what happened;

why you sell all big sized bitter gourd. no smaller ones is it? (in mandarin. eh i understand mandarin one ok? a bit.)

aunty, big big ones more flesh ma. nicer to eat. worth it.

dowan la. too big. my family can't finish. like this la. you cut half can?

can. no problem. i cut half, i sell to you one half and one half. (which is back to selling the whole thing.) (i started to laugh already!!)

where can???

can. you want half ma. i cut for you la. then you take both. hahahahaha.

fine. i buy one whole thing la. i pick the smallest one. you ar.

eh what me? hahahaha.

anyways, i'm still struggling with my research paper. i'm just left with one more section then i'm done. :D:D:D:D:D:D

and i broke my car key. damn ganas. dad said that his daughter so ganas. he'll turn green if it happens again. hahahaha.

sigh. but my life's good!

my braces will be off in 3 weeks!! raarrrr!!

just minus the troy classes. they'll make me kill myself in class. if i can't take the pressure and my thoughts off my head, i'll slit my wrist la or take a gun to shoot myself. pewpewpew!!

My Biggest Obstacle

in obtaining a P for myself, for good.

first off, i woke up at 6.45am (i know. damn early, right?) to brush my teeth. it took me 15 minutes. i counted. (got nothing else to do what.) then took nestum (as in the food form. not my nestum ok!) and had it for my breakfast. watch tv. and left for driving school.

after all the roundings around malacca, finally we reached the driving school at 9am. and i waited till 11am since my turn started from 11am onwards. my number was 84, the last 2 numbers.

i killed time. it was 12pm and i was still sitting on the plastic chair. about 1pm, i started my bukit. i tell you, the handbrake was damn hard. i couldn't manage to bring the handbrake down till i have to use BOTH MY HANDS to bring it down. there was an instructor watching shouting at me, "oi, lembek eh?" i just laughed at myself.

i went up and down the bukit. i took my form. and i was being questioned -

amoi.
ya?
apa nama ah?
ramona.
oh, cantik eh nama. ok. pass. kau boleh buat parking.
ok. (runs to the shade and waited for my turn to do parking)

and my turn came for doing the parking. i did it perfectly. just as what i've learnt. myself and other guy was doing parking at the same time, by the way. and when i was on gear 1 turning out of the parking lot, i heard the tiang being banged. my god. i was so scared that i was the one who did it. so the officer on the top said, "keluar." but he didn't say who. so i came out. "kau masuk balik la, amoi." phew. i thought it was me.

so i did my 3 point turn. it was perfect. the car was straightened and everything. *bangga*

so i went to the officer to claim my form. i was asked

amoi, kenapa tadi keluar?
oh sebab saya ingat saya yang salah.
aiyo. bukan awak la. dia. itu lelaki.
haha. saya dah tahu.


(takes the form. walks away)
amoi
ya?
cantik eh nama.
ya la. apa-apa la. thankiu. bye! (walks down the stairs)

it was 1.20pm. fast, right? pro ma. *bangga* always do until like i wanna muntah already what. LOL.

i waited for my turn to do the jalanraya test. i did it at 2.30pm wei.


and i scored 17/20! i passed! i was so happy until i said "terima kasih, tuan." with my smiling face and shiny teeth. LOL. i guess the officer would have thought i'm diagnosed with penyakit gila babi. *laughs*

i didn't bribe, for your information.

my instructor will be so proud and happy for me. *smiles*

anyway, there's an addition of a member into my bag.


my portable toothbrush. so everywhere i go, after every meal i have outside, i'll brush my teeth. that's what i was instructed to - brush your teeth after every meal. sigh. girls, please bear with me ok whenever we go out these days.

and oh ya, i got stung by a bee yesterday. damn. very pain leh.


sigh. maybe i'm so sweet like honey. that's why the bee stung me. *smiles* and maybe because of that, i was able to pass my JPJ! *laughs*

so who wanna be my first passenger? you've gotta wait till i obtain my P. in a few days time. but by next week, i'm sure i'll be able to drive. yay!

Brackets, Wires, Bands.

those are the components of the braces. i just did them today. my lower jaw. i don't have any idea on what they did. all i knew was they did some scaling on my teeth. then the dentist applied some kind of gum by using the brush that looked like from the nail polish.

mr dentist then placed the brackets on my teeth. and i have to wait for it to harden. for about 30 minutes. i sat on the chair like some dungu fellow.


then after 30 minutes, i was called in back into the room to be examined. they placed bands on the last tooth on both sides. i was tortured and i suffered. imagine about 7 fingers were in my mouth placing the bands. OMG.

after the bands were placed in, i asked the nurse that i want my braces to be a red one! but darn, they put in pink colour without asking me first! i went, 'alaaaa... i tak suke la. tapi takpe la.' then the nurse told me when my next appointment comes, ill be able to change the colour. i went, 'yay!' and i laughed. the whole room filled with nurses and dentist laughed also.

my laughter is influential, i guess.


now, i'm back at home. eaten my lunch very slowly. and after every meal, i'm supposed to brush my teeth. damn. i need a portable toothbrush. *laughs* if there's such thing as a brusher. somebody brush my teeth. *laughs*

my god. i can't even bite!

and i'm in pain.

anyhoos, JPJ's tomorrow. *shivers*

gotta pray tonight for my JPJ. *smiles*